The Dog Ate My Envelope (And Other Reasons You Should Just Use PostalMethods)

Let’s face it—we’ve all been there.

You’ve printed the letter. Folded it with origami-level precision. Found a stamp after rummaging through the junk drawer (next to expired coupons and 13 rubber bands). You’re feeling pretty accomplished… until your dog decides your envelope is today’s appetizer.

Modern problems require modern (and dog-proof) solutions. That’s where PostalMethods comes in.

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So skip the paper cuts, keep the pets away from your documents, and let us handle the heavy lifting.

PostalMethods: Because envelopes should never be a contact sport.